Secret of Sabah

by Fox Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:30 pm

Sabahan Criteria
1) Drive at right lane of the road, with a speed of only 50 KM/H.

If people horn behind you, you still don't know what's wrong.

2) Have the luxury of working from 8 AM to 5 PM (get off work punctually).

3) Don't believe that there is any "clean" politician in Sabah.

4) Feel "obligated" to reach the top of Mount Kinabalu at least once in a lifetime.

5) Prefer a big car than a big house (probably you can't drive a big house around to show off).

6) Wear slipper and short wherever you go, even in city.(trip simple look)

7) Will not go to any FREE seminar function that has no food or refreshment.

Don't care about service. You just want things cheap, cheap, cheap.

9) Know where to get your candles and torch light quickly in the total darkness (due to training by frequent blackout).

10) Know what "aramaitiee" means...

11) Shout " come on la reff" at the pitch during a football match at Likas Stadium..

12) Timorese maid ran away with her lover, taking your money or jewellery along..

13) Doubt someone's mykad wether it is real or fake..

14) Go inside a karaoke at 12 pm and realise that the place is still open at 5 am

15) Come across a supposedly local person but with a very foreign accent..

16) Cannot vote in an election because someone has voted on behalf of you...

17) Own a bakakuk (senjata api buatan sendiri lor)